Today was a good day.
We learned of a quick article that labeled our website as the douchest finance blog of the year. We couldn’t be prouder. Think about it like this, the more haters you have the better you’re doing and in addition who doesn’t want to be a D-Bag? Seriously lets take a look.
Don’t Be a D-Bag… Why? According to average people being a D-bag is a bad thing. Maybe they are dead wrong and are just a bunch of losers? Lets take a glance at the photo below, would you want to be a D-Bag?
Lets see there is a good 5:1 cute chick to D-bag ratio. Or we can be an average guy, marry a 6 who gains 100 lbs in a year post marriage and then watch her pop out a few more average babies (walking million dollar liabilities). Disgusting. If being a D-bag means you get to party on the beach with cute girls, get ripped and make some money… color us stupid but sign us up today. We’ll be D-bags.
Haters: One guy sent us an email asking us “why we respond to haters”. Here’s the deal… having haters may be good for you. Off the top of our heads the following people have a lot of haters Lebron James (rich), Tiger Woods (rich) and the Jersey Shore (rich). It is a better use of your time to engage a hater than to help your own family.
Why? At least a hater is going to bring us web traffic. Hopefully we get more haters and they all become popular and continue to hate on us. If someone hates what we are doing then we hope they are happy with their lives, a hater is actually helping us grow while your friendzszs and family drag you down. With that said, we are under the impression that the tumblr blog is run by an Indian woman, hope this is you and if so bring on the heat, we couldn’t care less.
Wall Street Playboys Theme: Get paid get laid. That is all. If you are a man and your objectives are different from this theme please leave our blog and enjoy being average. You don’t see average men with cute girls you see cute girls with… D-bags. It is certainly much harder to be above average so what’s the point just quit.
I have no idea how you turned a post about D-bags into informative life advice for men. This is definitely one of the most entertaining websites on the internet.
Aye, every hot man I’ve slept with = major d-bag and beast in bed!
Completely agree with what’s being said here. I dont think anyone can debate. My 2-cents, Indian girls are freakin awesome in bed, it’s just a bit tougher to close them on the first night.
I am not a D-Bag, not yet. But getting there.
Investing most of my income and time towards getting better at my current (IT) work, increasing my exposure, getting qualifications, exercising, and being healthy.
You wouldn’t ask an accountant to perform brain surgery on you. So why would you listen to average man’s advice on anything?
* “You up for a drink?”
* “You gotta be realistic”
* “It’s my last beer”
* “I hope my girl hasn’t been naughty [while away]”
* “Drink, drink, drink!”
* “It’s not all about qualifications”
* “You’re handsome, good looking, what else do you want?”
* “McDonalds isn’t that bad”
* “It’s so terrible what’s happening in the world today”
People are always trying to get you to do useless shit for zero returns. The worst offender is going out for a drink. I can’t imagine how people can stand around in a crowded pub drinking their eight pints of beer, talking about football, coming back home at midnight only to wake up at 6 with a hangover and commute to work for an hour whilst reading newspapers about what’s wrong with everything like Metro. Then talking about the past, as in “what happened last night”, because some guy could barely keep himself together after that intoxication.
I, instead go back, do some awesome programming, read WSPB, prepare healthy food for the next day, get my eight hours of sleep, squat my ass off in the gym, drink onion and kale juice, and eat relatively healthy.
I am 22 and graduated from world’s #1 university. And thank you, WSPB, for your blog. It is close to my heart.
Bravo, particularly on this part.
“You wouldn’t ask an accountant to perform brain surgery on you. So why would you listen to average man’s advice on anything?”
You also wouldn’t hire a brain surgeon to do your taxes either… 😉
I’m in the process of launching a start-up company and could really use some help/advice from someone with programming skills/abilities. I am a finance/accounting guy and would rather keep my talents limited to what they should be used for. I’m overstretching in the area of IT.
I have talked with WSP a bit about said business and will continue to do so. I believe it could be of benefit to a good majority of this blog’s readership.
BavaBumba,
It appears we’re the same age with the same interests- Would you be interested in being part of a start-up? If so, please shoot WSP an email and he can get us in touch.
Not only is this site a great place for financial/personal advice but possibly a network for individuals who operate in a similar fashion.
Hope to hear from you,
-Chase
Finance/accounting guy? Sounds like backoffice to me
We won’t be giving out emails like that. We will think of a solution. We got 2 emails claiming to be BAVA, security is more important.
Just let me know what you decide- Find a way to filter.
You know where to find me. I’ll be sending you an e-mail here in a couple weeks with a more in-depth analysis of what’s going on. Same goes to you on your project as well.
-Chase
“I have asked WSPs for your email, he is confirming my IP”
All set you two will send an email shortly
Engineers have bad game though.
Engineers are the guys who’ve spit the most horrendous game at me. No joke.
Careful with the engineer complex. “I’m an engineer” is immediately associated with bad in bed by girls. We don’t care if you can use Python or C which you guys associate with smart.
From Jersey. It''s a well known fact that Long Island and we have been using the term douche since the early 80s.
The most extreme form of douche is douchiest. Not douchest.
That one fact invalidates her whole article.
Ha, actually we think her article was great. If we’re D-Bags great, we’re on the right track. It’s a good thing.
Average people are afraid to be seen as D-bags. A D-bag doesn’t care what people think. The D-bag wins.
Average man, average results, why would anyone care about their opinion again?
A dude calling another dude a D-bag is essentially the same as a fat chick calling a skinny girl anorexic.
A long time ago, my buddy and I came up with the idea of “reclaiming” the term douche bag.
Think about what a d-bag actually is:
A large sack (like my testes) connected to a long, hard slick pipe that women voluntarily allow to penetrate them, and which ejaculates a large quantity of warm liquid inside them, which they find soothing and therapeutic, despite its invasiveness and disgusting connotations.
D-bag for the win.
My buddy and I actually use it as a bro-term of endearment, almost like people use “nigga.” As in, “What up, D-bag, how’s that dame you banged last night? Awesome.”
@Revo Luzione: Hilarious, I didn’t know the original meaning – thanks for mentioning!
@WallStreetPlayboys: Genious article – I fucking LOVE your website.
I think I’ve found out why I agree with you guys, and hold your guys’ advice over other great blogs: We see eye to eye on rap music.
Keep on grinding, you D-Bags. Looking forward to your next post.